Archive for March, 2008

Un-Freaking-Believable

March 28, 2008

Yeah, Hillary was ALMOST a Marine!

From Mike at From the Halls to the Shores:

Hillary Clinton Says She Once Tried to Be Marine

“She told the group gathered for lunch in the Dirksen Office Building, according to The Associated Press, that she became interested in the military in 1975, the year she married Bill Clinton and the year she was teaching at the University of Arkansas law school in Fayetteville.”

Yeah right, in hippy-ville 1975, this ACLU-card carrying liberal lawyer, married to Bill Clinton, was interested in joining the Marines…

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That’s the number one response I get from people when it comes out in conversation that I was a Marine – “Yeah, I was gonna join the Marines, BUT…”  That’s when my bullshit detector pegs in the red.

When will the Mainstream Media finally call bullshit on this bitch and her life of lies???

And the sad thing is, people will still vote for her.  Just like they voted for Al “I invented the Internet” Gore.

.577 T-Rex

March 28, 2008

Never heard of that caliber, but from a guy who likes to shoot, this is hilarious!

Not one of these idiots leans into their stance, and what’s with all the rifle dropping?  You’d think these guys were French.

And by the way, that little guy in the white Thoub who shoots at about the 27-second mark?  As he is crawling around in pain, he is saying, in Arabic, “where’s the door, where’s the door?”  Heh.

Heh.

March 28, 2008

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It just hit me that the Republican Party (Ptooie), after 8 years of stabbing their constituency in the back has had to settle for this guy as their candidate.

And Dumbass Republican voters get to vote for him.

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” —H.L. Mencken

John “You have no right to free political speech during an actual election period, because even thought that is EXACTLY the type of free speech protected by the U.S. Constitution, it might interfere with my getting re-elected” McCain…

Might as well named it the “Incumbent Reelection Guarantee” as the “McCain-Feingold Act.”

Asshole.

Hillary Wasn’t Lying!

March 27, 2008

Bosnia gunfire footage discovered!

Things You Won’t Hear From The Mainstream Media…

March 27, 2008

 

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In case you can’t read that:

Iraq War (5 years)– 3,990
Batan (sic) Death March (one week)– 10,000
Battle of Guadalcanal (186 days)– 7,099
Battle of Guam (20 Days)– 3,000
Operation Market Garden (9 days)– 3,664
Battle of the Bulge (41 days)– 19,276
Battle of Iwo Jima (39 days)– 6,821
Battle of Pusan Perimeter (61 days-Korea)– 6,706

I guess we should have had a surrender pullout plan for those conflicts too?

And I wonder why they refuse to print the number of MFCS terrorist pieces of shit that our boys have killed?  Can’t have the American people knowing that can we?  That’d be like showing both sides of the scoreboard at a sporting event.  Can’t let you know we’re winning.

How about showing us the number of schools built, water treatment plants brought on line, hospitals built, roads restored, political prisoners freed…and on and on.

Traitors.

This Day In History

March 26, 2008

March 27, 1998:

Viagra is approved by the FDA.

Their new ad campaign commemorating this auspicious milestone?

“Viagra!  Helping old people get jiggy with it for 10 years!”

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Rhyme Time

March 26, 2008

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.

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The Perfect Crime

March 26, 2008

D.C. Gun Crackdown Meets Community Resistance

Police are asking residents to submit to voluntary searches in exchange for amnesty under the District’s gun ban.

A police spokeswoman said that if evidence of other crimes is found during voluntary searches, amnesty will be granted for that crime as well.

“Chief Lanier has been clear,” Traci Hughes said. “Amnesty means amnesty.”

OK, so let me get this straight…If ever there was a person I (hypothetically) wanted to get rid of, I could get away with it thusly:

1) Rent an apartment in DC.

2) Invite said person into my apartment.

3) Snuff said person.

4) Invite DC’s finest into my apartment to search for guns, show them the body and receive amnesty for murder.

Because, after all – the eminent Traci Hughes of the DC Po-leece said so…

Retards.

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Happy Humpday 03-26-08!

March 26, 2008

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Oh No! They Nailed Uncle Bob…

March 26, 2008

 

Bayou Bob: Rattlesnake-Infused Vodka Sold Only for Medicinal Purposes.

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Hope they didn’t find the still!


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