The enviro-whackos never cease to amaze me. Just when I think they are as nutty as they can be, they dream up even more bat-shit crazy ways of proving me wrong.
Take a look at this children’s enviro-quiz to FIND OUT WHEN YOU SHOULD DIE! Yep, you read that right “Find out when you should die.”
Answer questions about your lifestyle and find out how big of a pig you are and when you should have died. And who the hell is Professor Sphincter Schpinkee? Looks like McGruff found a new line of work…
Evidently, they do not like my lifestyle choices…
That’s me in the middle…Looks like the wild boar I shot last year. Wonder how many tons of CO2 that produced? Good eatin’ though.
Apparently I am such a big pig, I exploded:
Oh, and I should have died before I was 2. Although I don’t know how I could have produced all that nasty CO2 that was supposed to kill me unless I grew up to actually, you know, produce it…
Here’s how stupid this quiz is. On the first question, they ask “How do you get around?” If you answer “by bicycle,” you rate 23 tons of CO2. If you answer “Car – heavy user” you rate 28.2 tons. Really? only a 22% increase in CO2 emissions between riding a bike and driving a car A LOT? That isn’t exactly a lot of incentive to ditch the car and start riding a bike to save the world and the CHEEELDREN!
And did you notice the question “How much money did you spend last year?” The less you spend, the “greener” you are. Isn’t that nice. In other words, only the poor people are “green.” Make money and spend it and you are a pig. That’s a nice thing to be teaching kids. “Aspire to be a fucking pan-handler because at least you won’t be wrecking the environment. Anyone who isn’t poor is Eeeeevil.”
And I call bullshit on the bunny-huggers’ whole “Doing X emits Y tons of CO2.” Bullshit! riding a bike emits 23 tons of CO2??? Over what period? A day? A year? My lifetime? 23 freakin’ tons!?!?! What kind of scale are they using? Because 23 tons is 46,000 fucking pounds! I don’t think I have shit (shat?) 46,000 pounds since the day I was born, let alone breathed it out or sent it out the tailpipe of my car.
And if one person produces that much CO2, think about the total amount that the cumulative number of humans ever born in the entire history of the world, since the beginning of time, has produced. And if mankind has produced that much CO2 since the beginning of time, and we are all still alive and kicking, maybe CO2 isn’t all that bad for the environment to begin with…
This is the shit they are brainwashing today’s kids with.
Fucktards.
June 4, 2008 at 6:59 pm |
I should have died a long time ago too. There numbers are definitely wacky. According to their little game, getting around primarily by taxi is substantially less harmful to the environment than commuting by bicycle.