Bwaaahaaahaaa! While all those poor schmucks are trudging through the malls this coming Christmas Eve, I’ll be kickin’ back with a Padron Churchill and a Glenlivet.
Every year, I try to find that one gift that I can give to every single person on my list. It simplifies the process. That way I just add up the number of people I am buying for and buy that many of the item I choose.
But I do have standards. It can’t just be any old thing.
The Curtis Lowe rules for X-Mas gifts are as follows:
- Has to be non-gender specific – I have guys and gals on my list every year.
- Has to be under $20.00 – I know I’m a cheap bastard.
- Has to be purchased online so I don’t have to wrap/ship it.
- Has to be memorable – I want MY present to stand out from all the others.
- Has to be something I myself would want and use.
The 2009 Curits Lowe X-mas gift is below the fold…(if you’re smart you’ll jump on this idea before they’re all gone)!
Technorati Tags: Christmas Gifts,Stocking Stuffers
Advertisement
September 30, 2009 at 8:48 pm |
I’m old Curtis… I’d have to have an 18 hole course… it takes longer the older I get… damn meds!!!
December 30, 2009 at 7:44 pm |
Looks like great Fun!! Entertainment for wasted time! Love your page, agree with all, except please don’t use the abbreviation for Christmas, it goes against all we are fighting for! Thanks, Paul
December 31, 2009 at 8:47 am |
Actually, The “X-Mas” abbreviation comes from the Greek language and the Greek letter Xenos, which is also the Greek symbol for Christ. So, actually it does NOT “go against all we are fighting for,” if your opinion of what we are fighting for is Christ ot Christianity…