To: Curtis Lowe
From: Reader and Fellow Jarhead, Ed G.
Date: 11-28-09
Subject: All kids like mud puddles
To: Curtis Lowe
From: Reader and Fellow Jarhead, Ed G.
Date: 11-28-09
Subject: All kids like mud puddles
It’s not just for the Supplicant Commander In Chief anymore.
Did you happen to catch this picture of the flags outside the White House the other day when Barry hosted the Indian Prime Minister (and a bunch of bootlicks news reporters and hollywood airheads) for dinner? You know, the state dinner he had served in a freaking TENT???

The Flag Code, which formalizes and unifies the traditional ways in which we give respect to the flag, also contains specific instructions on how the flag is not to be used. The very first one is:
It’s OK…It’s not a dip…It’s more like a bow.
To: Curtis Lowe
From: Reader and Fellow Jarhead, Ed
Date: 11-25-09
Subject: Story
Story: There once was a moose in Utah that fell in a crack.
The End.

From fellow Jarhead Ed, at the online forum where we all hang out and bullshit and lie to each other…
“Most of you guys are fucking geniuses, drunks, but geniuses” – Ed G