Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaa!!!!!!1111eleven!!!
After reading this I sprayed coffee all over my keyboard.
Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
(Punta Arenas, Chile) Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.
"I couldn’t believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, ‘HELP-COLD’".
If the name of the pilot didn’t tip you off, it is only satire. Too bad. Take a look at the most recent poll from the same website.
Heh.
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