Archive for October, 2010

HFS

October 29, 2010

If Ramirez can’t nail it, I don’t know who can…

For the youngsters…

October 29, 2010

Push vcr tape

Vegetables

October 29, 2010

They’re what food eats…

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Bumper Stickers, #986

October 28, 2010

Heh.

A message to vegetarians…

October 28, 2010

 

‘Cause that’s just how I roll…

 

MapCrunch

October 27, 2010

This is more addicting than you’d think…

MapCrunch – Random Google street view.  Click the pic to go.

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You’re welcome – you didn’t want to work anyway.

Carnivore Vegetarian…

October 27, 2010

For Nicki

Recycling

October 27, 2010

An antiquated system, recycled for modern use.

Ever read about Hobo Symbols?

Beginning in the 1880′s up until World War Two, hoboes placed markings on fences, posts, sidewalks, buildings, trestles, bridge abutments, and railroad line side equipment to aid them and others of their kind in finding help or steering them clear of trouble. Usually, these signs would be written in chalk or coal letting others know what they could expect in the area of the symbol.

In my neighborhood we developed Trick-or-Treat Symbols.  You carried a piece of chalk and marked the end of the driveway with them.  That way, you could maximize your real-candy swag potential by avoiding the houses with popcorn balls and bags of Doritos…

So, just in time for trick or treat 2010, I bring you trick or treat symbols:

Code Symbol

Meaning

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No one home

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Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

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Money or Gift Certificates

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Twix

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Kit Kats

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Gum

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Mounds

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Fruit or Raisins

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Werther’s Originals

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Mean Dog

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Full Size Candy Bars

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Fun Size Candy Bars

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Open Porch Bowl

   

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Garbage

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Parents will take this away

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Beware

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Keep Knocking

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Dentist

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Out of Candy, now giving out sauce packets from Taco Bell

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Teacher

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Drunk

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Be Scared here for Extra Candy Portion

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Ethnic Candy

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Baked Goods

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Expired or Stale Candy

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Generous Portions

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Power Bars

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Fondue

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Cheek Pincher

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Candy Factory Owner/Operator

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Toys or Stickers

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Miserly Portions

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Dark Chocolate

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100% Pure Angus Beef

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Costume Required

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Reese’s Pieces

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Candy Produced in a factory
which processes Nuts or Nut Oils

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Will not Believe the Second Bag
is for your Sick Brother

Don’t say I never gave you anything you ingrates.

Happy Hump Day 10–27-10!

October 27, 2010

 

lion

I would…

October 27, 2010

You wouldn’t think it was funny if he said your hands smelled awful

Think it was funny I mean…


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