Archive for January, 2011

Today’s Time Waster

January 31, 2011

Here’s something to waste 30 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back.  Rag Doll Cannon!!

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He doesn’t even know…

January 30, 2011

How out of touch he is, does he?

Isn’t he precious?

January 29, 2011

Obama put union bosses in charge of federal agencies, then exempted them from FOIA.

From The Washington Examiner:

Obama "has turned over a significant portion of the Executive Branch of the United States government to union bosses." This could be the most significant federal policy decision regarding federal labor-management relations since President Kennedy signed the first EO in 1962 granting representational rights to federal employee unions.

In other words, Obama has given veto power on federal policy to the bosses running the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), the National Treasury Employees Union (NTEU), National Federation of Federal Employees (NFFE) and the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME).

Those crazy Mayans…

January 29, 2011

The Original Tour de France

January 29, 2011

Can you smell the desperation in the air?

January 29, 2011

OBAMA = REAGAN . . . . . . . . . PUH-LEEZE

The Left-Wing Mainstream Media has over-reached itself this time:

The managing editor at TIME Magazine, Richard Stengel, attempts to explain their latest cover; an image of Reagan with his arm around Obama:

"The cover is Why Obama Loves Reagan. It’s a Photoshopped image of the two men together. They never actually met, but I’d like to think they’d have a good time if they were sitting down at the White House together and it’s basically how Obama from even the 1980s started looking at Reagan as a transformational politician – not in terms of substance, but in terms of style with someone he would model himself after, and that has happened over the last 20 years.

GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! DEPARTMENT

Obama HATED Reagan – he even wrote about it in his book Dreams From My Father:

"When classmates in college asked me just what it was that a community organizer did, I couldn’t answer them directly. Instead, I’d pronounce on the need for change. Change in the White House, where Reagan and his minions were carrying on their dirty deeds . . ."

Go read the whole thing at Stormbringer

Gunfighter Advice

January 29, 2011

A cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West.Cowboy-with-gun

The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition.

‘Do you think you could give me some tips?’ he asked.

The old man looked him up and down and said, ‘Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high, tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man.

‘Sure will,’ replied the old-timer.

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.

‘That’s terrific!’ said the hot shot. ‘Got any more tips for me?’ ‘Yep,’ said the old man. ‘Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it, that’ll give you a smoother draw’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the younger man.

‘You bet it will,’ said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.

‘Wow!’ exclaimed the cowboy ‘I’m learnin’ somethin’ here. Got any more tips?’ The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. ‘See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.’ The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man.

‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he’s gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won’t hurt as much.’

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Michael Liked Little Girls Too…

January 29, 2011

Traveled through a US Airport Lately?

January 28, 2011

Dilbert.com

Ultimate way to pick up girls…

January 28, 2011

 


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