Quote of the Day

June 26, 2008 by curtislowe

Hat Tip to Kevin at The Smallest Minority.

This comes from Mike, in Wheel of Fortune at MIKE-ISTAN

“I am incredibly lucky. I exist in the middle of the American middle class – the graviest of the gravy trains in the history of the planet. Hell, if I had a blindfold, a million darts, and a map of the world, nine-hundred-thousand throws would land me in a place worse off than here and now, and a lot of those would be traumatically worse.”

Too true, that.  And since Mike is an accountant from Ohio, he cannot be wrong…

Sadly, I too am a Nerd

June 25, 2008 by curtislowe

H’T to Breda:

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Click the pic and take the quiz

Quote of the Day

June 25, 2008 by curtislowe

Tam, in response to this workplace shooting this morning - blogging about employer-mandated victim-disarmament zones:

They should write his corpse’s ass up for that.

Heh.

Marko has a good post up on VDZs too.

Dang!

June 25, 2008 by curtislowe

No Heller decision from SCOTUS today.  I saw it here first.  Also check out SCOTUSBlog.

Tomorrow is the day!

 

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This Day in History

June 25, 2008 by curtislowe

Today in 1876, Ta-Tanka I-Yotank and Thašuŋka Witko taught “the boy general” a thing or three about battlefield tactics.

The Battle of the Little Bighorn—also known as Custer’s Last Stand, and, in the parlance of the relevant Native Americans, the Battle of the Greasy Grass was fought 132 years ago today.

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Heller Decision Today? - Part II

June 25, 2008 by curtislowe

Well:

I guess we have a 50/50 chance of hearing today.  Keep your fingers crossed.

Look here for live updates…

Look here and here for commentary.

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Happy Hump Day 06-25-08!

June 25, 2008 by curtislowe

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Ve Haf Vays Of Makink You Parrrrrtizzzipate!

June 24, 2008 by curtislowe

Where to start with this article (thanks to Say Uncle)???

From Cleveland.com:

A bill introduced in the Ohio legislature would require parents to donate at least 13 hours of time to their school district each year or pay the price.

WTF?!?!?! “Require..to donate?”  Those words are at opposite ends of the Spectrum of Liberty .  Are our elected representatives really this stupid, or have we just gotten to the point where the majority of the populace just wants government to tell them exactly what to do, when to do it and for how long? 

House Bill 519 was introduced by Rep. Sandra Williams, a Cleveland Democrat (NO SHIT!!?!?!?), and co-sponsored by six other lawmakers including Rep. Stephen Dyer, a Democrat (NO SHIT!!?!?!?) from Green, and Rep. Barbara Boyd, a Cleveland Heights Democrat (NO SHIT!!?!?!?).  Does anyone else see the irony in a black woman telling people they will be required, under the threats of law and force, to perform unpaid, dictated labor?

Thousands of parents could face a choice: volunteer at your child’s school or pay a $100 fine.

STG, you cannot make up this shit!  Pay a $100 fine for not “donating” the state-mandated 13 hours of your life that this congress-leach has determined that you need to give up.  Does that count Mom and Dad?  Now we need to find 26 hours of time.  Does that mean per child?  Because with three kids, now we would need 78 hours of time.  Last time I checked, school was in session during my business hours, so I would need to take 39 hours a year (one week!) of vacation time to satisfy this requirement.  So would my wife.

And, if parents failed to pay up, the fine could be deducted from their state income tax refunds.

Well isn’t that special.  Another form of wealth re-distribution.  There’s nothing to deduct it from assholes!  I haven’t seen a state income tax refund in I don’t know how long.  Somehow, no matter how I re-jigger my withholdings, before I sign my return you guys always direct me to the box on line 267 of page 35 of the form that starts with the words “Amount You Owe”

School districts would report parents who didn’t volunteer to the Ohio Department of Education.

Oh, please, please don’t put it in my Permanent Record Book!  And, do you really want parents - in a classroom with your child - who are pissed off at the system for dragging them in there in the first place?

And isn’t it also ironic that this bill grants state employees paid leave to participate in a child’s educational activities,”  while at the same time our Democratic Governor has suspended the “Ohio Reads” program, and has mandated that no charitable activities can be conducted by State employees on State time.

Man, they sure like to mandate, don’t they?

Wow, they’ve got a name for everything…

June 24, 2008 by curtislowe

Come to find out I have Empathy Deficit Disorder.  As in “I really don’t give a shit about your problems and your whining and sniveling, suck it up and get over it.”  It’s nice to know I am in good company though.

As I said in comments at Marko’s Place, they issued this to me at Parris Island right after they cut off all my hair, and it is my favorite memento of the Marine Corps.  It has served me well and I take it out and polish it almost every day.  My wife and kids on the other hand are not so crazy about it…

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Take That Bloomberg!

June 24, 2008 by curtislowe

Anyone following the Bloomberg gun-banning administration knows that he is so bent on eliminating private gun ownership that he has gone so far as authorizing illegal straw purchases of handguns in other states (also illegal).

I am an OSU grad, a gunnie and a Buckeyes fan, but even I don’t know what to make of this stick in Bloomberg’s eye.  Heh.  Go Bucks Indeed…

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