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January 31, 2008

I am responding here to a post from a reader in comments.  I believe this issue is important enough to reply in the front page of my blog, as opposed to answering in comments. – Jim I hope you don’t mind.

Below are Jim’s original comments in black, and my responses in blue.

I’m actually a proponent of gun rights, but I’m also ok with (ahem) certain reasonable restrictions, so please don’t think I’m here to troll. I’m interested in hearing your comments if you’ll make them.

I always welcome the chance to have a reasoned discussion on this issue…I will start with the caveat that I am not an attorney…these are my own opinions, based on what I have read, learned, experienced, etc…

I guess as someone who is conflicted on the issue I’m wondering why an unadorned appeal to the 2nd Amendment is supposed to be a good enough defense of gun ownership.

In the preamble to the Declaration of Independence, the founding fathers wrote that the right to life was inalienable.  If my right to life is inalienable, then certainly my right to protect and defend that life is also an inalienable right.  Can’t have the first right without the second (implied) right.  To me that means that the right to defend yourself and your family against aggression and bodily harm is a basic human right.

The rights to life and to keep and bear arms existed before there ever was a government or constitution, it survived the creation of the government and constitution, and it will continue to exist long after our form of government and our constitution are a distant memory.  Just like all the other rights which are enumerated, not granted in the bill of rights.

So I don’t appeal to the second amendment to defend my right to keep and bear arms.  I point to the second amendment as proof positive, that it is a basic right regardless of the form of government under which I live.  See more below…

The 2nd Amendment only makes it legal to own a gun; it doesn’t make it right.

I disagree.  Look at the words and phrasing of (some of) the amendments:

Amendment I: “Congress shall make no law…”

Amendment II: “… shall not be infringed.”

Amendment IV: “The right of the people…shall not be violated”

Amendment VIII: “Excessive bail shall not be required…”

That wording does not “make” anything “legal,” it makes things illegal.  It makes certain actions by government illegal.  Those amendments don’t tell us what we can do.  It tells government what it cannot do.  The amendments are not a granting of rights to “we the people,” they are a restraint on government power.  They tell the government that certain rights are above even the government’s power to restrict.

That is, it makes it a right but it does not make it the correct thing to do.

I agree with the last half of your last sentence “…but it does not make it the correct thing to do.” 

The existence of the second amendment does not make keeping and bearing arms the “correct thing to do.”  That is the beauty of a right…It doesn’t require that you do something, it merely makes it an option.  You are free to exercise your rights – or not – right up until it infringes on someone else’s rights.   If you choose not to exercise your right as enumerated in the second amendment, that does not affect my rights.  Likewise, if I choose to exercise my right to keep and bear arms, it does not affect your rights.

It seems me that gun advocates, myself included, are not concerned with mere legality. If, for example, the Constitution were amended so that gun ownership were no longer a right, people would still argue they should be able to own guns.

Again, I agree.  If the constitution were amended or retracted today, my paragraph above about these rights existing before, during and after the government and constitution would still be valid…

If you are getting at the “moral question” here, I believe it is my moral obligation as well as my legal right to be able to defend myself with a firearm.  I have a family that depends on me to earn a living – I have a moral obligation to remain alive and able to do that.  I have children that need a father to come home to them every night to help raise them – I have a moral obligation to do that.  I have children whom it is my moral duty to protect – with any means at my disposal – including the most efficient tool for that purpose – a firearm.

If you are a religious person, don’t you also have a moral duty to protect the one and only life that your God, Allah, Vishnu, et al gave you?

Furthermore, the right to own a gun isn’t infringed by most gun legislation (5-day waiting periods, mandatory safeties, restrictions on which guns can be purchased).

I disagree.  A waiting period is de facto (and de jure) an infringement

We have certain legislated “reasonable restrictions” on other enumerated rights, like the first amendment right to free speech – can’t yell fire in a crowded theatre right?  Can’t libel or slander someone, right?  If I abuse my right to free speech (i.e., through libel or slander) I should fully expect to pay the price – lawsuits, fines, etc.

Those “reasonable restrictions” are reactive laws to the abuse of a right.  What gun control laws do is turn “reasonable restrictions” into a prior constraint on my right to keep and bear arms.  These legislated prior constraints assume that I will abuse my right at some point in the future; therefore, they restrict my right as to how I will exercise that right in the present.

Let’s apply that theory to some other rights that are enumerated (not granted) in the bill of rights:

“Amendment IV: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

A “reasonable restriction” parallel to some gun control laws would be the necessity to undergo a background check before you could exercise this right.  After all, a convicted drug dealer might commit a crime through exercising this right by flushing his drugs down the toilet during the time the police waste in obtaining a warrant.  And if you are a convicted drug dealer, you would clearly fail the background test (as a convicted felon would fail the NICS gun-buying instant background check).

But the government should restrict your right as a lawful citizen to exercise that right until that background check is done and until the warrant is ready.  You will need to submit finger prints, fill out a form, present identification, and give your signature and oath that everything you provided the police is true and accurate.

And then you have to wait until the 3- or 5- or 10-day waiting period (pick your state’s law) expires before you can exercise your right.  In the meantime, the police will not be infringing that right by coming into your house, searching for whatever they want, because they haven’t yet “particularly describ(ed) the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”  They will seize anything they “need” for their investigation, including you, and they will catalogue the contents of your house while you are gone.  Sound like a “reasonable restriction” on a right?

How about the last part of that pesky Article V – “nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.”  If the state government decides they need to take your home and property through the use of eminent domain in order to build a new recreation center, they might decide to place a prior restraint on this right.  They might tell you that they will give you “just compensation,” but that they need the land now.

Therefore, they will take the land now, and in about 3 years, once all of the environmental impact studies have been done, all of the architectural drawings are complete, and the construction job has been bid on, then they will know the true value of your land.  They will pay you then.  They aren’t denying your right, they are merely delaying your exercising of it by placing a “reasonable restriction” prior restraint on it for the good of the community.

Restrictions on which guns can be purchased and mandatory safeties are for another day lest I bore you even more.

The only legal infringement on the right to own a gun is placed on violent criminals and the psychologically unstable.

Incorrect.  Any person involved in a relationship (and I don’t care if you are a man, a woman, gay, straight -whatever) can have their gun-owning rights infringed even if they have the cleanest record on file and hold a top-secret security clearance to boot.  How?  It’s called a restraining order.  In almost every jurisdiction today, a restraining order can be issued at the testimony of your “partner” without your knowledge, without your ability to tell your side of the story, and without your right to defend yourself.

Further, in almost every jurisdiction today, if your “partner” tells the issuing judge that you own guns and that they are afraid of you (whether they really are doesn’t matter) the police can (and probably will) come and seize your guns.

Does it matter that an agent of the government just violated your rights under Amendment VI – “to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against (you); to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in (your) favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for (your) defence.”

Does it matter that an agent of the government just violated your rights under Amendment V -“…nor shall (any person) be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law.” – How can there have been due process of law if you haven’t set foot in a courtroom, faced your accuser, seen the evidence against you or had the assistance of counsel?

If those are violations of someone’s rights (and I believe they are), then taking someone’s guns before they have been afforded due process is certainly an “infringement” don’t you think?

The other problem with your statement is this; a long time ago felonies were defined as only the most heinous of crimes: murder, rape, maiming, etc.  Less serious offenses were misdemeanors.  Fast forward to today, and a lot of other, lesser crimes have been changed to be felonies.

How about the 16-year old kid who is convicted of statutory rape because he had sex with his girlfriend?  He is a non-violent felon and will never be able to legally own a gun for self-defense.

Did you know that it is a felony in Alabama to pass a stopped school bus?  Should a guy convicted of that not be able to legally own a gun?

Did you know that it’s a felony in Mississippi to sell untagged oysters?  Should a woman convicted of that not be able to legally own a gun?

Did you know that it’s a felony in Arkansas to excavate or display human remains, even for historical or educational purposes?  Should a guy convicted of that not be able to legally own a gun?

These people are not “violent felons” and yet their right to keep and bear arms is infringed just as much as the serial-rapist walking the streets today.  Which one do you think is more likely to break the myriad gun control “reasonable restrictions” on the books today to obtain a gun?

In some states DUI is a felony and in others it is a misdemeanor.  Under due process of law, how can we convict a person of a crime in one state and they retain their rights to gun ownership, and then convict a guy in the next state over of the same exact crime, and take his rights away?

Only the most radical members of the gun rights movement advocate returning gun ownership rights to those who have proven themselves to be a risk to society.

Agreed.  If someone can’t be trusted without a custodian, they cannot be trusted with a firearm.  So keep them locked up in prison or in the loony bin.  But another law infringing on the rights of law-abiding citizens is not going to stop them from further despicable behavior if they are so inclined.

If we could wish away all guns and knowledge of guns today, so that no gun existed on the face of the earth, and no one had the knowledge to make them, would we then be “safe?”  Wasn’t murder against the law before guns were even invented?  People killed each other (and still do) with knives, rocks, clubs and their bare hands.  Are we going to outlaw those too?

I know…I know…guns are “more efficient” killing machines.  Which is exactly why the weak and frail amongst our society should want them to exist.  They at least give them a chance to level the playing field against large, aggressive, violent criminals – especially if they come in pairs.  Or groups.

By definition, law abiding citizens obtain their guns legally.  Also by definition, criminals obtain their guns illegally.  It is already a felony crime for a convicted felon to touch, use, possess, own or operate a gun (possession under disability).  It is a further felony crime for them to conceal and carry that firearm (carrying a concealed weapon without a license).  It is an additional felony crime for them to have that firearm on them in the commission of any other crime – regardless of whether they use the gun in the commission of that crime – mere possession during the commission of another crime is a felony (possession concomitant with a felony).  It is a felony crime for them to threaten anyone with that illegally-possessed gun (assault).  It is a further felony crime for them to actually shoot someone with that gun (battery).  And lastly, it is a felony crime for them to kill someone with that gun (one degree or other of murder or homicide).  And yet we still have firearm murders occurring every day.

What makes the reasonable and rational person think that piling another felony on that heap is going to stop a person bent on murder from obtaining a gun to do it?  Committing 6 felonies is OK by them, but that 7th one, that one is going to stop them?  And do we really think that a guy who is looking at life (or death) in prison is going to worry about an additional 3 years tacked onto his sentence for possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony?

I am a law-abiding citizen who has never shown any inclination toward violent criminal activity, and I resent the infringement of my rights just because someone in government is afraid that somebody, somewhere is going to commit another crime with a gun.  Violent offenders should stay in prison, the mentally insane should stay in the asylum, and the government should stay the hell away from my inalienable rights as enumerated in the amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

Hope that lays out my position Jim, and by the way, I like your blog…


January 31, 2008

Just think, one year from now, one of these four assholes career politicians will be your new president!

hillary-queen  MittRomney_JosephSmith

             obama_borat_parody  mccain

I know who I’m voting for…

vote for pedro

A well regulated militia,

January 31, 2008

being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed is subject to certain reasonable restrictions. 

Go read it all.  And think about this while you do:

There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws. — AYN RAND


January 31, 2008

Clicky: All these candidates say they will bring me change

I don’t want change…I want $100 dollar bills!  Watch ’til the end.  Hilarious…Assholes.

A Message from John McCain…

January 31, 2008


To all of us internet geeks who dare criticize him…

Happy Hump Day

January 30, 2008

Breedin’ Bird-dogs Here Boss…

humpday birddog

I got scared when I read the headline…

January 30, 2008

“Man arrested with 2,400 bottles of Jack Daniel’s”

jack daniels

Guess its a good thing all those bottles in my back yard are empty…

So I’ve got it all figured out…

January 29, 2008

Knock off an armored car, take my millions and run into the first church I see.  Use my laptop to order anything I need delivered to me (think big screen TV, wings ‘n beer, and X-Box).  Live like a King.  Because as we all know:



Kind of like when we were kids and played “Ghost in the Graveyard” – once I am touching the tombstone man, you can’t tag me!

Whiskey, Tango Foxtrot – over?

Why We Win…

January 28, 2008


From Miltary Photos:

Staff Sgt. Kyle Keenan, section leader with Troop C, 1-89th Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division, points out the lifesaving characteristics of his Advanced Combat Helmet. Keenan was shot in the helmet at point blank range by a 9mm pistol on a mission July 1. Local tips identified an insurgent leader in a safe house in abu Hillan, Iraq. His troops, preparing for another mission, changed focus and launched an immediate air assault to nab the cell. Keenan, unfazed by the insurgent’s attempt to shoot him, leveled his shotgun and killed the insurgent. Photo by Maj. Webster Wright

And from me: 

Grunt:  The term of affection used to describe that dirty, filthy, sweaty, dirt-encrusted, foot-sore, camouflage-painted, ripped-trousered, tired, sleepy, beautiful little son of a bitch who has kept the wolf away from the door for over two hundred years. 

22 Years Ago Today

January 28, 2008

challenger crew

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings,
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds – and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of – wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delirious burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew.
And, while silent, lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God