Now if we could just find that third party on the ballots in the Fall.
Bwaaahaaahaaa! While all those poor schmucks are trudging through the malls this coming Christmas Eve, I’ll be kickin’ back with a Padron Churchill and a Glenlivet.
Every year, I try to find that one gift that I can give to every single person on my list. It simplifies the process. That way I just add up the number of people I am buying for and buy that many of the item I choose.
But I do have standards. It can’t just be any old thing.
The Curtis Lowe rules for X-Mas gifts are as follows:
The 2009 Curits Lowe X-mas gift is below the fold…(if you’re smart you’ll jump on this idea before they’re all gone)!
And he loves me back…
Holy crap…I just realized…I own shotguns, rifles and pistols, I drive a pickup truck and I have a bird-dog who actually rides in the aforementioned pickup truck. In the bed. While I wear a ballcap. On my way to fish or to shoot clays or to hunt. I am a bona-fide redneck! Woohooo!
From Reader and Jarhead Buddy Steve:
To: Curtis Lowe
From Steve
Sate September 29, 2009
Subj: Home Defense
From Cracked:
The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered.
My personal favorite:
Last words of Tom “Black Jack” Ketchum, convicted murderer before being hung.
After watching Cleveland/Baltimore and then San Diego/Miami yesterday, I’d have to say that this is pretty accurate: