More Ironing For You…

First I give you – from Today’s Columbus Dispatch – right on the front page:

Since ’97, global warming has just gotten worse

In which the author tries once again to scare the living bejeezus out of us by proclaiming:

…The world’s oceans have risen by about an inch and a half. (!!!!!!) Droughts and wildfires have turned more severe worldwide, from the U.S. West to Australia to the Sahel desert of North Africa. (!!!!!!!) Temperatures are 0.4 of a degree warmer than the dozen years leading up to 1997. (Oh Noes!!! We’re all gonna dieeeeeeeeaaeeeee!!!!).

All without once citing a source, or stating an opinion as to the cause of all this Gaian Mayhem.  Of course, it is ever implied that the evil Homo Sapiens is the cause of 100% of this terrible conundrum, and that if we would all just go back to living in caves and eating grass we could save teh Irth!!!

And now for the Ironing…

Right below that article was this one from yet another AP reporter:

Hackers leak climate-change documents

wherein the “Reporter” does his best to paint this as a vicious smear campaign by those who haven’t been intelligent enough to drink the Glowbull Wormening KoolAid, and only once does he actually quote part of an e-mail “we can’t account for the lack of warming at the moment, and it is a travesty that we can’t.”

Heh.  It’s better than the theater…

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