Archive for May 14th, 2010

Every Vote Counts…

May 14, 2010


Some people call it Justice…

May 14, 2010

I call it hilarious.

Freed Somali pirates ‘probably died’ – Russian source

Ten suspected Somali pirates captured by the Russian navy last week may have perished after their release, a defence source in Moscow has told reporters.

Marines seized them during a dramatic operation to free a hijacked Russian oil tanker far from shore, killing an 11th suspect in the gun battle.

They were released in an inflatable boat without navigational equipment.

Within an hour, contact was lost with the boat’s radio beacon, the defence source said.

"It seems that they all died," the unnamed source was quoted as saying by Russia’s Interfax news agency.

Giving or Taking?

May 14, 2010

According to Theo, as seen in New Britain, CT.

The question I have is this – Is he offering to give those treasures away, or is he bragging that he got them all gratis?  Seriously, I’m askin’!


Relevant Experience?!?!?!

May 14, 2010




Then how about going back and listening to THIS, Barry?

Those pesky Intartoobs – you know, the ones that Teh iWon doesn’t think we should be using to get our”content” and “data?”  No wonder he wants to control them.  It just makes it too darned easy for people to prove you are a liar and a hypocrite.  On a daily basis.  Without breaking a sweat.

Relevant Experience…shit, that lady judge from Divorce Court TV has more relevant experience.


Hey, Obambi, I’ve represented myself in court on three traffic tickets and a jaywalking charge – can I be a SCOTUS judge?


Today’s Ramirez

May 14, 2010


May 14, 2010

If a cop stops me in Arizona and says “Papers” – and I say “Scissors” – do I win?


From The In Box

May 14, 2010

To: Curtis Lowe

From: Curtis Lowe’s Mama

Subj: DC Biker

Date: May 14, 2010


A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her
to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.’

The Harley rider replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.’

The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page…So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?’

The biker replies, ‘I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.’

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: