Archive for July, 2010

Today’s Public Service Announcement

July 29, 2010

Al Franken has now been a Senator longer than Barry Hussein Soetoro was.

You’re welcome…

Happy Hump Day 7-21-10!

July 21, 2010


Hulsey! You never told me!

July 20, 2010

It all makes sense now…


The Monkey and the Cue Ball

July 20, 2010

A guy walks into a pool hall with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While he’s drinking, the monkey is busy running all over the place and getting into everything.

Pretty soon, the bartender says to the guy, ” Did you see what your monkey just did? He got into the fruit tray and ate up half of the fruit!”

“Oh, yeah”, says the guy, ” he’s crazy and he’ll eat anything. Just put it on my tab and I’ll take care of it.”

A few minutes later the bartender comes up to the guy and says, ” Did you see what your monkey did this time? He jumped up on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball!”

“I told you he’s crazy and he’ll eat anything”, says the guy, “just put it on my tab.”

Pretty soon the guy finishes his drinks, pays the tab, picks up the monkey and leaves.

About a week later, in comes the guy with his monkey again and orders a drink. The monkey again starts getting into everything.

After a few minutes the bartender says to the guy, ” Did you see that? Your monkey just took a cherry out of the fruit tray, stuck it in his butt, pulled it out and ate it!”

“Yeah”, says the guy, “he’s still crazy and he’ll eat anything, but now, after that cue ball, he measures first!”


Things you never knew you never knew

July 19, 2010

The film ‘Airplane’ was a remake

It turns out that the classic movie Airplane! is basically a remake of a serious movie called Zero Hour, so just to get that straight, they shot the movie pretty much with the same scenes and dialogue, adding a few visual jokes and a smattering of puns but otherwise it’s a straight(ish) remake.


La, La, La, La, La…

July 18, 2010

Keep laughing at me…

July 17, 2010

Keep telling me to take of the tinfoil beanie…

Obesity Rating for Every American
Must Be Included in Stimulus-Mandated Electronic Health Records, Says HHS

Wow, what could possibly go wrong there, and what else could that (coupled with government provided mandated health care) lead to?

Nah – yer right – I’m just being paranoid…

Makin’ Munchkins

July 17, 2010

Where The Littlest Munchkins Come From

Ooh Rah…

July 16, 2010

The Warrior Song – Marine Corps version…


Semper Fi.

That is All.


July 14, 2010

4 koma comic strip - Shocked From The Beyond