E-mail from the boss

The following is an actual e-mail exchange between my boss and me this past weekend as he was flying to Argentina…

From: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
To: Curtis Lowe
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:05:40 2010
Subject: Trip

This trip to Argentina so far has been a goat rodeo!   
We’re flying coach because business was too expensive. Jeff lost his passport so he is stuck in Miami and likely not make it -in Atlanta-had to pull back to gate after getting to no. 2 for takeoff-to take a jerk off the plane. -coach from Miami to Buenos Aires – as I type – I shit u not – the fella next to me is 350lbs!   He is in the middle seat.

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From: Curtis Lowe
To: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:11:50 2010
Subject: Re: Trip

Maybe on the way back you’ll sit next to a Argentinian Supermodel. But don’t hold your breath. Heh.

 

From: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
To: Curtis Lowe
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:15:40 2010
Subject: Re: Trip

Ha. Ha. Ha. I knew I could count on you for a laugh.

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From: Curtis Lowe
To: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:17:32 2010
Subject: Re: Trip

Take a picture. E-mail it.

 

From: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
To: Curtis Lowe
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:21:05 2010
Subject: IMG00091-20100807-2010.jpg

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From: Curtis Lowe
To: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:27:06 2010
Subject: Re: IMG00091-20100807-2010.jpg

Yer killin me. Offer him your deodorant. Or a breath mint. See how that goes.

 

From: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
To: Curtis Lowe
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:29:25 2010
Subject: Re: IMG00091-20100807-2010.jpg

The good news – he makes me feel skinny!   
He looks like he showers at least once a week.   Good news is he does not speak english so he will only sweat on me and not talk to me.

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From: Curtis Lowe
To: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:35:27 2010
Subject: Re: IMG00091-20100807-2010.jpg

Offer to trade seats with Tim (The chairman of our firm, who is travelling with my boss).

From: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
To: Curtis Lowe
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:41:41 2010
Subject: IMG00091-20100807-2010.jpg

Tim is sittin next to a hottie.  Go figure.

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From: Curtis Lowe
To: Curtis Lowe’s Boss
Sent: Sat Aug 07 20:47:06 2010
Subject: Re: IMG00091-20100807-2010.jpg

Well, that’s why he’s Chairman – some guys shit gold, and some of us get to sit next to Bluto for 12 hours…See ya next week!

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