Here’s the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

Have a booth that passengers step into that will not x-ray them, but will detonate any explosive device they may have on their body.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it’s brilliant.  I can see it now. You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers.  We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 …..

Paging maintenance.  Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."


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