Pilot’s Post # 1,044

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3) Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4) Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good

Advertisements

Tags:

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: