Eat more cow…

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  1. stevec Says:

    Don’t engage in conversation with vegetarians, there brains don’t function well due to lack of protein and many of them are in a near-perpetual state of religious bliss as they gaze lovingly at their navels, contemplating their smug, holier-than-thou grazing habits.

    Instead, do this: eat bacon around them whenever you can. Leave platefuls of crispy, succulent, smoked and cured culinary nirvana near them. Bring them a BLT for lunch and pretend you thought it was “sort of” vegetarian. Vegetarians have a name for bacon. They call it the “gateway meat.” They can’t resist and don’t understand why. This is good for months of fun.

  2. stevec Says:

    Don’t engage in conversation with vegetarians, their brains don’t function well due to lack of protein and many of them are in a near-perpetual state of religious bliss as they gaze lovingly at their navels, contemplating their smug, holier-than-thou grazing habits.

    Instead, do this: eat bacon around them whenever you can. Leave platefuls of crispy, succulent, smoked and cured culinary nirvana near them. Bring them a BLT for lunch and pretend you thought it was “sort of” vegetarian. Vegetarians have a name for bacon. They call it the “gateway meat.” They can’t resist and don’t understand why. This is good for months of fun.

  3. Joe Says:

    I doubt they taste like chocolate heroin, cause they can’t outrun a rifle bullet. Cat’s taste horrible.

  4. stevec Says:

    Here I am trying to make fun of vegetarians, and you two are talking about eating pussy. Go figure.

  5. T.S. Nunya Says:

    I don’t know what cat tastes like-dog is the only house pet they eat over here. For cat, I understand you have to go to China.

  6. Joe Says:

    It is good albeit a bit stringy. Of course I have eaten it only in Korea as the venerable PoShinTang and the strength of flavor of the other ingredients mask pretty much everything.

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