Ha Ha you’re both Liberals!
We have the fall colors here in this part of the country. Look at what they have in Holland:
The stunning tulip fields that look like they have been created with a giant pack of crayons… and they’re a tourist attraction too
A vast patchwork of kaleidoscopic colour, Holland’s tulip fields are clearly nothing to be sneezed at.
From the air it looks as though a giant toddler armed with a box of super-sized crayons has been let loose on the Dutch countryside… if the lines weren’t quite so perfect.
The vibrant blues, reds, pinks and yellows sprawl as far as the eye can see in Lisse, western Netherlands, where farmers hope to make huge profits selling them to florists and supermarkets around the world.
Van Jones, the Obama administration’s controversial former "green jobs czar," has found a new calling: helping to push for a new, global architecture of environmental law that would give Mother Nature the same rights status as humans.
The new movement is almost certain to be showcased at a U.N.-sponsored global summit on “sustainable development” to take place in Rio de Janeiro in May 2012, when similar issues of “global environmental governance” are a major focus of attention.
Any time you see the words “global,” “environmental” and “law” in an article about a progressive liberal in a position of authority, you should be very, very worried.
These dumbasses have an absolutely insatiable lust for power and authority. They, and the useful idiots that
follow empower them will not be happy until the last human being on earth simultaneously starves/freezes to death, naked and in the dark, in a biometrically sealed cave as far as possible from any water table or other living creature.
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman President, who happens to be from Ohio . A few days after the election, the President-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father and says, “So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
Her Father says, “I don’t think so. It”s a 10 hour drive."
“Don’t worry about it Dad, I’ll send Air Force One . . . and a limousine will pick you up at your door.”
“I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”
“Oh, Dad," replies Susan, “I’ll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington .”
“Honey,” Dad complains, “you know I can’t eat those rich foods you eat.”
The President-to-be responds, “Don’t worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington . I’ll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.”
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, as Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States , in the front row sits the new President’s Dad and Mom. Dad notices the Senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ?”
The Senator whispers back, “You bet I do.”
Dad says proudly, “Her brother played football at Ohio State ."
and a country boy can survive.
Today Google celebrates Erf Day with their interactive logo. Go make the penguin jump, the lion roar, the birds fly. It’s all so beuoooootiful. Except for the part that, you know, we dirty nasty Hoomans have desecrated. Because if you would just live in a cave and shave with a rock and quit eating meat we could save the world…for something…
Let’s just take a look at one of the founders, one of the patron saints of Erf Day, shall we?
Ira Einhorn (aka the Unicorn Killer): – hey maybe that’s what happened to teh iWon’s Skittles-farting unicorn!!