A real woman…

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure  and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible…

No wait……..Sorry.

I’m thinking of whiskey.  It’s whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.


4 Responses to “A real woman…”

  1. True Blue Sam Says:

    And for a hell of a lot less money!

  2. stevec Says:

    Whiskey never gets mad when you try a new brand…

  3. stevec Says:

    On the other hand, whiskey can cause you to nearly soil your pants by making unwise bets…

  4. curtislowe Says:

    From my (hind-sighted) perspective, it was a wise bet, but just as easily could have gone the other way…

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