A Cowboy Tombstone

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Here is the headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah… I wonder if he died knowing that he had won the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest?
… Here are his five rules for a happy life as he indicated on his headstone:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with
you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Stolen from USMC buddy Jay…

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One Response to “A Cowboy Tombstone”

  1. stevec Says:

    Simply awesome

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