Archive for the ‘Dumbasses’ Category


August 27, 2012


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Hey Kids…

July 18, 2012


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Zombie Apocalypse

June 9, 2012

Stolen from SteveC…



Typical Loser Mentality…

May 17, 2012

Florida lowers passing grade for state writing exam after 70 percent of fourth-graders fail

Well Hell, if only 30 percent of kids can pass the test, it can’t be because we aren’t teaching…that dang old test must just be too hard, so we’ll just pretend more of them passed by lowering the grade…”

Hey dumbasses, let me introduce you to a quote from a Winner…

You haven’t taught it until they’ve learned it.” – John Wooden

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Things that suck

April 30, 2012

From a buddy who is the station manager at one of the local tv stations:

“Heard on the Scanner today…..’we’re bringing you a man with gangrene on his scrotum.’ wow… about things that suck.”

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Typical Liberal Thinking…

April 17, 2012

From Fox News:

Under fire over high gas prices, Obama calls for tighter curbs on oil market manipulation

Fighting to contain voter anger over sky-high gas prices, President Barack Obama urged Congress to toughen penalties for improper manipulation of oil markets and called for stricter government oversight of energy markets.

"None of these steps by themselves will bring gas prices down overnight," the president said in the White House Rose Garden. "But it will prevent market manipulation and make sure we’re looking out for American consumers."

The American Automobile Association puts the national average price for a gallon of regular at $3.904.

On a White House-organized conference call to preview the announcement, senior administration officials refused to say how much improper or illegal manipulation added to the per-gallon price at the pump or when, if at all, Americans could start seeing the policy reduce the cost of filling up.

"You won’t find the administration making projections about the particular impact, or the particular price impact, of any particular policy," one official told reporters on condition of anonymity. "We would leave that to outside analysts to disentangle."

This is how these morons actually think!  “Prices too high in an already over-regulated industry?  Well shit, let’s just  regulate it some more!  We won’t speculate how much this new regulation will lower prices where the old regulations didn’t, but we never saw an industry we couldn’t over-regulate!

If we don’t promise a result then you can’t track our success (or lack thereof) in performance!”  Because there is nothing that the government cannot do better through central planning, bureaucracy and regulation than an actual free-market society can.

So, according to the anointed one, this has nothing to do with supply and demand (even though this is the genius that said releasing a piddling amount of the strategic oil reserves would lower prices)…it has nothing to do with the fact that his Jackass bunny-hugger liberal friends have blocked the building of new refineries and nuclear power plants here in the USA for decades.  It has nothing to do with him blocking the Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada…It has nothing to do with his Energy Secretary publicly wishing for higher gasoline prices .

But it has everything to do with…Wait for it!!!…”Walllllll Streeeeeeeet!!” Dirty, evil Capitalists…

Read the rest of it here if you have the stomach…

Let’s hold a benefit for Obama!

April 15, 2012

So, this morning I learned from the Cajun that exactly 40 years ago today, this happened:

April 15, “1972 – A group of Hollyweird Leftie Loonies including Barbra Striesand, James Taylor, Carole King & Quincy Jones perform at a benefit for George McGovern for President. McGovern benefits greatly, soaking up one of the most impressive butt-kickings in American electoral history.”

Maybe we can hold a benefit for Barry Soetoro and ask them all to reprise their performances!?

We are well and truly screwed…

April 7, 2012

Treat Williams


OR Urkel…


October 24, 2011

Selfish damn planets!  They should share some of that mass…It’s not like they NEED it all.


The Green Thing…

August 4, 2011

In the line at the store, the  cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.
The  woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing  back in my day.”

The clerk responded, ” That’s our problem today.  Your generation did not care enough to save our environment.”

He was right — our generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized  and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over.  So they really were recycled.

But we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up stairs, because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn’t have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throw-away  kind.  We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine  burning up 220 volts — wind and solar power really did dry the clothes.   Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that old lady is right; we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio,  in the house — not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.  We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she’s right; we didn’t have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we  had a drink of water.

We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn’t have the green thing  back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a  24-hour taxi service.

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.  And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But  isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn’t have the green thing back then?