Archive for the ‘Gummint’ Category


December 18, 2012

Come and take them Motherfuckers



October 5, 2012

(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government in which the least capable of leading are elected by the least capable of producing, and in which the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

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Stimulus Check

September 26, 2012

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?

A.. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it..

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka ….

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs..

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India ,Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,Honduras and Guatemala …

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea …

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could

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Jeff Cooper QOTD

August 21, 2012

“We find it perplexing that there are people who do not realize that a right may be neither granted nor withdrawn by the State. If the Bill of Rights were repealed, the right to keep and bear arms would still exist, since it was to defend that right that the Constitution was established. (See the Declaration of Independence.) Thus the state may destroy me, but it may not rescind my right to self-defense. This all seems pretty clear, but frequently I find people who do not understand it.” – Jeff Cooper

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Oh no you Di-int!

July 28, 2012


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Typical Loser Mentality…

May 17, 2012

Florida lowers passing grade for state writing exam after 70 percent of fourth-graders fail

Well Hell, if only 30 percent of kids can pass the test, it can’t be because we aren’t teaching…that dang old test must just be too hard, so we’ll just pretend more of them passed by lowering the grade…”

Hey dumbasses, let me introduce you to a quote from a Winner…

You haven’t taught it until they’ve learned it.” – John Wooden

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Typical Liberal Thinking…

April 17, 2012

From Fox News:

Under fire over high gas prices, Obama calls for tighter curbs on oil market manipulation

Fighting to contain voter anger over sky-high gas prices, President Barack Obama urged Congress to toughen penalties for improper manipulation of oil markets and called for stricter government oversight of energy markets.

"None of these steps by themselves will bring gas prices down overnight," the president said in the White House Rose Garden. "But it will prevent market manipulation and make sure we’re looking out for American consumers."

The American Automobile Association puts the national average price for a gallon of regular at $3.904.

On a White House-organized conference call to preview the announcement, senior administration officials refused to say how much improper or illegal manipulation added to the per-gallon price at the pump or when, if at all, Americans could start seeing the policy reduce the cost of filling up.

"You won’t find the administration making projections about the particular impact, or the particular price impact, of any particular policy," one official told reporters on condition of anonymity. "We would leave that to outside analysts to disentangle."

This is how these morons actually think!  “Prices too high in an already over-regulated industry?  Well shit, let’s just  regulate it some more!  We won’t speculate how much this new regulation will lower prices where the old regulations didn’t, but we never saw an industry we couldn’t over-regulate!

If we don’t promise a result then you can’t track our success (or lack thereof) in performance!”  Because there is nothing that the government cannot do better through central planning, bureaucracy and regulation than an actual free-market society can.

So, according to the anointed one, this has nothing to do with supply and demand (even though this is the genius that said releasing a piddling amount of the strategic oil reserves would lower prices)…it has nothing to do with the fact that his Jackass bunny-hugger liberal friends have blocked the building of new refineries and nuclear power plants here in the USA for decades.  It has nothing to do with him blocking the Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada…It has nothing to do with his Energy Secretary publicly wishing for higher gasoline prices .

But it has everything to do with…Wait for it!!!…”Walllllll Streeeeeeeet!!” Dirty, evil Capitalists…

Read the rest of it here if you have the stomach…


October 23, 2011


Tipping Point…

April 18, 2011

From Hot Air:

Gov’t handouts exceed taxes as percentage of average household income for first time since 1936

Think that BIG CUT in government spending that congress just announced will help?  Think again…

In February, households received more than $2.3 trillion in income support from unemployment benefits, Social Security, disability insurance, Medicare, Medicaid, veterans’ benefits, education assistance and other cash transfers of government funds to individuals. In the same month, households paid $2.2 trillion in income, payroll, and other taxes. The difference was about $150 billion, equivalent to more than 1 percentage point of overall personal income and about four times the amount Republicans and Democrats agreed to cut from government spending through Sept. 30.

Well and Truly…


March 6, 2011