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The “Water Feature” at the Lowe House…

May 21, 2012

Might not be for you…Not to mention the Toads…or the quotation marks……Pool or Pond..

 

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Typical Liberal Thinking…

April 17, 2012

From Fox News:

Under fire over high gas prices, Obama calls for tighter curbs on oil market manipulation

Fighting to contain voter anger over sky-high gas prices, President Barack Obama urged Congress to toughen penalties for improper manipulation of oil markets and called for stricter government oversight of energy markets.

"None of these steps by themselves will bring gas prices down overnight," the president said in the White House Rose Garden. "But it will prevent market manipulation and make sure we’re looking out for American consumers."

The American Automobile Association puts the national average price for a gallon of regular at $3.904.

On a White House-organized conference call to preview the announcement, senior administration officials refused to say how much improper or illegal manipulation added to the per-gallon price at the pump or when, if at all, Americans could start seeing the policy reduce the cost of filling up.

"You won’t find the administration making projections about the particular impact, or the particular price impact, of any particular policy," one official told reporters on condition of anonymity. "We would leave that to outside analysts to disentangle."

This is how these morons actually think!  “Prices too high in an already over-regulated industry?  Well shit, let’s just  regulate it some more!  We won’t speculate how much this new regulation will lower prices where the old regulations didn’t, but we never saw an industry we couldn’t over-regulate!

If we don’t promise a result then you can’t track our success (or lack thereof) in performance!”  Because there is nothing that the government cannot do better through central planning, bureaucracy and regulation than an actual free-market society can.

So, according to the anointed one, this has nothing to do with supply and demand (even though this is the genius that said releasing a piddling amount of the strategic oil reserves would lower prices)…it has nothing to do with the fact that his Jackass bunny-hugger liberal friends have blocked the building of new refineries and nuclear power plants here in the USA for decades.  It has nothing to do with him blocking the Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada…It has nothing to do with his Energy Secretary publicly wishing for higher gasoline prices .

But it has everything to do with…Wait for it!!!…”Walllllll Streeeeeeeet!!” Dirty, evil Capitalists…

Read the rest of it here if you have the stomach…

We are well and truly screwed…

April 7, 2012

Treat Williams

 

OR Urkel…

All my friends are dead…

June 20, 2011

 

All my friends are dead

ROFL

May 20, 2011

Funniest thing I’ve seen all week…This guy must have been a Marine…

From the Wayback Machine…

May 6, 2011

Fifteen Foolish Forecasts: How did environmentalists get it so wrong on Earth Day 1970?

Here are a couple…

“Scientists have solid experimental and theoretical evidence to support…the following predictions: In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution…by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half….” • Life Magazine, January 1970

“Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.” • Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

“The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.” • Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

Read the whole thing here.

And yet, here we are 40 (!!!) years later, still accommodating these dumbasses and still listening to this twaddle from these self-anointed experts, to the point where we have $4.00 a gallon gasoline, an out of control EPA, and “carbon taxes” and “carbon credits.”  Oh yeah, and we still have “Earth Day.”

This article is irrefutable proof that every time one of these jackasses opens their mouths, they should be laughed out of the room, rounded up by the guys in white jackets, and charged in their own “environmental courts” with crimes against humanity, as well as stealing my oxygen.  Morons.

All I can say is…

May 5, 2011

It’s a good thing we didn’t know about these when we were sitting in the beer garden in the Corps…

Damn right…

April 9, 2011

We’re the only original ones!

Pineapple in languages

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Quote of The Day

April 8, 2011

“What was the second language, after English, that everyone spoke in “Firefly”?

Science fiction or science pre-history.”

From comments here.

About This from The Washington Times:

The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) has listed two Chinese government-related telecommunications companies as approved suppliers for companies taking part in the Obama administration’s multibillion-dollar program to expand broadband Internet service around the country.

Huawei Technologies and ZTE, both state-owned Chinese firms, were included in a USDA list of safe and approved telecommunications equipment providers for the broadband expansion program. Both companies were the target of a letter from six members of Congress that was sent to President Obama on Monday warning that there are significant risks to U.S. computer network security from security gaps in the broadband initiative. China is viewed as one of the most aggressive nation-states engaged in international hacking. Last year, Google pulled its operations out of mainland China after a sophisticated cyber-attack against it and other U.S. companies.

Grill Skillz

April 5, 2011

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