From: Uncle Fester
To: Curtis Lowe
Subj: 7 Day Cruise – I Entered Your Name – Good Luck!!!
Date July 9, 2009
Dear Nephew Curtis:
I hope that you do not mind, but I entered your name in a drawing for a 7 day cruise.
I assure you that no sales people will call or bother you in any way.
This is completely on the up and up.
I’ve taken the liberty of putting your name into the drawing for a Seven day Six night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the ‘Dixie Belle’.
All airfares, transfers, food and drinks included with dinner at the captain’s table as his personal
guest! Good luck, I hope you win!
The Flagship ‘ Dixie Belle’ is shown below…
Your first night’s meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled Louisiana Rusty Crawfish!

Boy, I wish I was goin’ with ya’ll. If’n ya’ll win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the Famous ‘Ole’ Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip, with your hostesses Eulla Bell and Krissie.
Since ya’ll may have the presidential suite, yu’in’s will have a balcony view and the finest facilities.
Fer Shore excursions, Cap’n Dan will take ya’ll ashore in the dingy.
Lots of great rides and games at stops along the way…
Ferris Wheels,

Horse Shoes,

Tractor pulls,

Hot tubs,

Local shopping is always great for souven suvin souveneirs!

Transportation to and from the airport is provided in the Dixie Bell Limo…They’ll even stop at the 7-11 for cold beer!

Don’t worry, they got baby-sitters if’n you need ‘em!

It’s so romantic, many couples have chosen this as their honeymoon getaway…
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Hope you’ns win!
Wonder why he thought I would like that?



